24 April 2014

LOOK: Stressed, depressed, but well dressed

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Today is my birthday. 33.

I will save you from a narcissistic post, which should recapitulate my life from day zero until today. It is not very interesting. It does not include anything like bungee jumping, red diploma, parachuting, flocks of children or selfie with some pseudo-celebrity.

To be 33, sounds scary and it is really scary. Prepare yourself for the worst.

If you would like to dance, subconsciously you are looking for clubs where the admition age is 21 (Jade) and not 18 (Kaufleuten) and you look embarrassed at the security guards, when they ask for the ID. You have no idea, into which boxes you should sort them - stupid, blind, diplomatic or professional. You invest more to the anti-aging creams, than to other beauty products. You started to believe, that more expensive means more effect. You counted all the wrinkles on your face and you got the exact number. Eight. You go blonde because once someone told you, that you look younger. You have removed the mirrors from the flat, because what you see, could resolt in a depression. You learned how to use Adobe Photoshop CS2 and before you publish photos on Instagram, you use the Surface Blur. More and more you think about botox. You camouflage slow metabolism with a shaping underwear, with a shaping dresses like the one from Sammydress and shaping swimwear from Gotex. Relatively peacefully you can swim only in the Maldives because there is no one, who could criticize your body. You are trying to get used to total ignorance of the opposite sex and your psychiatrist supports you by increasing your daily dose of sedatives. You established a club - Stressed, depressed, but well dressed and in return you get only a VIP customer card from Moet Chandon.

When is your birthday? How old are you? How do you handle it?
Dnes mám narodeniny. 33. 

Ušetrím vás narcistického postu, ktorý by rekapituloval môj život odo dňa nula až do dnes. Až taký zaujímavý nie je. Nevyskytuje sa v ňom nič podobné bungee jumpingu, červenému diplomu, skoku s padákom, kŕdľu detí alebo selfie s nejakou pseudocelebritou.

Mať 33 znie hrozivo a hrozivé to naozaj je. Pripravte sa na najhoršie.

Ak sa vám zachce tancovať, podvedome hľadáte kluby, kde je vstup od 21 (Jade) a nie už od 18 (Kaufleuten) a rozpačito pozeráte na ochranku, ktorá po vás aj v tomto veku žiada občianku. Neviete ju zaradiť do jednej zo škatuliek – hlúpi, slepí, diplomati alebo profesionáli. Investujete viac do proti stárnucích krémov, než do dekoratívnej kozmetiky. Veríte v – čím drahší, tým účinnejší. Máte spočítaný presný počet vrások na vašej pleti. Osem. Odfarbujete sa na blond, pretože vám raz niekto povedal, že vám to uberá roky. Odstraňujete z bytu zrkadlá, lebo to, čo v nich vidíte, vám spôsobuje depresiu. Naučili ste sa používať Adobe Photoshop CS2 a než fotky hodíte na Instagram, použijete Surface Blur. Viac a viac premýšľate nad botoxom. Spomalený metabolizmus kamuflujete tvarujúcou spodnou bielizňou, tvarujúcimi šatami zo Sammydress a tvarujúcimi plavkami Gotex. Relatívne pokojne si zaplávate len na Maledivách, pretože tam nikto, kto by mohol skritizovať vašu postavu, nie je. Snažíte sa zvyknúť na totálnu ignoráciu opačného pohlavia a váš psychiater vám z toho dôvodu zvýšil dávku sedatív. Založili ste klub – Stressed, depressed, but well dressed a získali VIP kartu zákazníka Moet Chandon.

Kedy máte narodeniny vy? Koľko vám je? Ako to zvládate?




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knot handbag

red outfit

red shoes

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dress Sammydress, shoes TallyWeijl, earrings Asos

makeup by Iris

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43 comments

  1. he he, dufam, ze ten text je ironia :) Ja som mala v zime 34 a az tak dramaticky to neprezivam, Rozhodne teda zrkadla z bytu neodstranujem, ani na blond som za zatial neprefarbila :) Jasne, ze evidujem niektore zmeny, ale zatial to este nie je take, ze by som zo zufalstva isla skakat z mosta.
    Pekna kabelka a make up+ vlasy super.

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    1. Na každom šprochu pravdy trochu :) Za dvadsať by som hneď menila :)

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  2. Nazov sa extra podaril! Jedna z najlepsich kamaratiek akurat pred par mesiacmi sialene vysilovala z prvej vrasky...tak sme my ostatne mali komediu:)Myslim,ze zena starne do krasy....a ja sama by som uz nechcela vyzerat ako v 16tich....ked sa clovek o seba stara mozr vyzerat skvelo stale...a to je aj tvoj pripad...inak s tou blond farbou je to fakt starodavna pravda

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  3. Ten text je skvěle napsaný, ale je tam trocha nadsázky, že? Protože vypadáš úžasně a vůbec bych ti 33 neřekla! :) Co se týče outfitu, tak se mi moc líbí makeup a kabelka! Sluší ti to!! :)
    mszarofka.blogspot.cz

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    1. Treba trochu komédie do toho života :)

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  4. V prvom rade prajem všetko najlepšie k narodeninám! Tvoj článok ma príjemne pobavil :). Ja som minulý rok oslávila 31 narodeniny a už si čoraz viac všímam zmien. Občas, keď objavím nejakú tú šedinku bežím kúpiť farbu na vlasy a hneď farbím (nie na blond). Ale mám aj dni, kedy si poviem, že na svoj vek stále vyzerám k svetu. A tak to má byť :)

    http://margifashion.blogspot.com

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  5. Vsetko len to najlepsie ti prajem :)) tieto tvoje videa sú úrad ére prosim si na kazdy den jedno :))

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    1. Nie sú dokonalé, ale aspoň niečo :)

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  6. Gorgeous dress, so sexy and chic.

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    Thanks for your comment.
    Come check my new post
    See you soon .

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  7. He he, I totally got it! Firstly, for me my birthday is a huge deal, and if something goes wrong, it extremely upsets me. Secondly, every year I'm getting more and more depressed because I'm getting older and older, and I understand that it's irreversible... :) So if it makes you feel better when someone suffers as much as you do, then please know - I'm with you! :))) And my birthday is coming soon, it's in July...

    Nice dress, by the way. :)

    Victoria, 'The Wind of Inspiration' blog

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    1. I think we are not used to celebrate birthdays in my country that much. Or is it only me? I guess you come from US :) and if we celebrate, then we sing happy birthday to you, happy birthday la la la. The birthday is not that big thing for me, but aging yes especially, when all yours friends are so young. I am worried, that I will forget to congratulate you for your birthday in July. So happy birthday :)

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  8. I want this dress! But I have no good experiencie with Sammy Dress ,.,.,,,,,,


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    1. Really? I have very good experience. Very very reliable store. There are some eshops, where you have to be patient, but until today I did not have any problem. :) Give them chance :)

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  9. Great video. This color suites you very good!

    http://andicolouryourlife.blogspot.ro

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  10. Great outfit, it suits you well. Love the photos as well!

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  11. Fíha, krásne šaty, nádherná farba ! A tie topánočky sú rozkošné :))

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    1. Ale som sa kvôli nim nabehala. Vo Švajci v každom obchode v okolí Zurichu a nakoniec mali posledné v Prahe :)

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  12. I have (almost) 35 years. Come on, is not so bad! The dress is wonderful, red is the color of passion! Kisses from Italy,
    Eni

    http://eniwherefashion.blogspot.it/

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  13. Yok look great.
    Outfit looks perfect on you.
    Nice color.

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  14. Oh dear, first of all let me wish you a great and happy birthday! Then, I just need to stay that you look truly great, you need to love you a lot more, you deserve it!

    <3
    http://zazzish.blogspot.pt/

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  15. Všechno nejlepší :) ! Jinak naprosto upřímně říkám, že jsem si myslela, že je ti jako mně - 21, to jsem se sekla :-D Vypadáš dost mladě, ty žádné krémy nepotřebuješ. A neříkej mi, že o Tebe chlapi nemají zájem, o takovou kočku :-)

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  16. Všechno nejlepšíí! Nebuď v depresi, vždyť jsi kouzelná a strašně Ti to sluší! :)
    Ale článek se Ti moc povedl, musela jsem se párkrát pousmát a jde vidět že i povídací články jsou v Tvém podání super! :)

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    1. Dík Nicca :) No vždyť počkej, až ti bude 33. Si na mě vzpomeneš :)

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  17. Happy Birthday, hope you had a nice day! Love how that dress looks on you, and btw, you don't look "old" and you don't need anti aging products, really! I'm 16 and I guess I'm handling it pretty well haha :D

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  18. Love the dress! And you look amazing.

    http://doloresaonzule.blogspot.com/

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  19. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday milá Ema, happy birthday to you! Ešteže to nepočuješ, pretože spievanie mi veľmi nejde. :-D Takže Ema prajem Ti len to najlepšie k tej Tvojej krásnej "20", nech si aj o ďalších 10 rokov taká krásna ako teraz! Opäť chválim perfektne napísaný článok, aj keď z neho cítiť trošku smútku z veku, ktorý si oslávila. A taktiež chválim šaty, sú dokonalé a Ty na tých obrázkoch vyzeráš skvele!!! Na videu ma pobavil ten skok v sandálikoch, milé. :-)
    katharine-fashionisbeautiful

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    1. Myslím, že mi ešte nikto v živote nezaspieval happy birthday, ani živio, živioooo, vieš jak na Slovensku.. :)
      Pekné od teba :)

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    1. I had luck for very talented makeup artist :)

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  21. ty saty jsou skvost a skvele ti padnou :)

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  22. I'll be 33 in less than a month as well. :) You look so beautiful, like a doll! I love red, it's my favorite color and I'm totally in love with this look. <3

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  23. This dress is so cute!!! I love it!

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