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03 May 2020

Bosch | More Than a Barbie Mixer

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So thank you very much. And you call yourself a sister. This is revenge. This is not a gift. That's a punishment.

That a woman in her thirties should be afraid to unwrap gifts. No more birthdays, birthday parties, or birthday gifts.

The punishment, in my opinion, is cooking. The punishment is baking. It is a punishment to live in a one-room apartment with a kitchen in the middle. Always clean. Because nobody cooks in it. The whole kitchen, only a decoration. And to make matters worse, I will receive a gift for my birthday - a mixer. I almost collapsed after unwrapping the protective beautiful wrapping paper with small adorable hearts. If one knew what was hidden behind that splendor, one would not even unwrap the gift.

I'm at the age in which it would be appropriate to receive other noble gifts than just perfumes. Someone said that I have enough perfumes, but I do not have a mixer. So I got one for my birthday. Lucky me it's pink. And if it wasn't pink, you wouldn't ever read this review in your life. You can send thank-you greetings to iadoremybigsister@gmail.com.

The mixer is beautiful, to look at, but I won´t tell you at the moment how it works and whether it works. I haven't gotten to that yet. So far, I'm just looking at it and I'm fascinated and wondering if I'll ever use it. Make a cake. And what can get me to mix something. If not hunger.

It's called Bosch - Clever Mixx Fun and it's super light. What is good to know. So my hands don't fall off while mixing. In addition, it has an anti-slip handle. A white cable about a meter and a half long. Four different mixing speeds will be appreciated by skilled cooks. I haven't read a single cookbook yet, so I don't know if any of them include an information on the speed of mixing, but I believe it's important to know. For someone like me. If my sister reads this post, I already know what I'll get next year.

Part of the mixer are two different pairs of little propellers that you can wash in the dishwasher because they are stainless steel. On the mixer it is written "375W". My father is an electrical engineer, so I know it has something to do with electricity. He taught me how to make the lights work again, but he did not tell me why it is good to know that the mixer has about 375W.

The pink-gray-white combination is flawless. Perfect. Could be for barbies only, but is not.

What really scares me are the mixers that scream. I miiiix, I miiiix, I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix. This one is quiet and my chihuahua didn't move an eyebrow during the speed test, which is usually her reaction to various strange sounds. For example, she barks and growls at the vacuum cleaner (also pink, of course). So another plus point. So we have it - 9 points for design, a point for the sound and big two points for two brothers - a kitchen robot and a small hand mixer in the same color.

If I was the right blogger, I would throw you a recipe and proof that I baked something, but I don't argue about my correctness with anyone. I'm just an ordinary average pseudo-blogger who doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. And especially not to myself. There are beautiful cupcakes on the box, but I won't do those in my life. That must be enough for you at the moment. A picture from a picture.

I can congratulate myself. This is one big disaster. An unprofessional review that is unparalleled, and you also know now that I can't bake or cook.

The right pseudo-blogger should still wish you something nice. Bon appetit!

Tak ti teda ďakujem veľmi pekne. A to si hovoríš ségra. To je pomsta. To nie je darček. To je za trest.

Aby sa človek vo svojich 39 bál rozbaľovať darčeky. Už žiadne narodeniny, narodeninové oslavy, či nedajbože darčeky.

Trest podľa mňa je variť. Trest je piecť. Za trest je obývať jednoizbový byt, v strede ktorého je kuchyňa. Vždy čistá. Lebo sa v nej nevarí. Celá tá kuchynská linka, tam je len na okrasu. A aby toho nebolo málo, na moje narodeniny dostanem darček – mixér. Veď čo. Veď ma len takmer šľahlo o zem po rozbalení ochranného krásneho baliaceho papiera s malými rozkošnými srdiečkami. Keby človek vedel, čo sa bude ukrývať za tou nádherou, ani by ten dar nerozbalil.

Reku, už som vo veku, kedy by sa patrilo dostávať aj iné vznešené dary, než len parfumy. Ktosi povedal, že voniam až až, tak radšej dostanem na narodeniny šľahač. Jedno šťastie, že je ružový. A keby nebol ružový, v živote by ste sa k tejto recenzii nedostali. Ďakovné pozdravy môžete posielať na zboznujemsvojuvelkusestru@gmail.com.

Mixér je to krásny, ale ani za nič na svete vám v tomto momente nepoviem, ako funguje a či funguje. Ešte som sa k tomu nedostala. Zatiaľ sa naň len dívam a kochám a nechávam sa fascinovať a premýšľam, či to niekedy dám. A čo ma dokáže prinútiť niečo namixovať. Ak nie hlad.

Volá sa Bosch – Clever Mixx Fun a je ľahký. Čo je dobré vedieť. Takže ruky mi pri mixovaní neodpadnú. Má navyše protišmykovú rukoväť. Biely kábel dlhý asi tak meter a pol. Štyri rôzne rýchlosti mixovania ocenia zdatné kuchárky. Ešte som neprečítala ani jednu kuchársku knihu do konca, takže neviem, či sa v niektorej z nich nachádza informácia o rýchlosti miešania, ale verím, že je to dôležité info. Ak moja ségra číta tento post, už viem, čo dostanem na štyridsiatku.

A dva páry rôznych vrtuliek, ktoré môžete hodiť do myčky, pretože sú nerezové. Na mixéru stojí “375W”. Môj otec je elektrotechnický inžinier, takže viem, že to má niečo spoločné s elektrikou. Naučil ma zapojiť káble do čokoládky, ale žeby mi povedal, na čo je dobrých 375W pri miešaní, to nie.

Kombinácia ružovo-sivo-biela je bezchybná. Dokonalá. Je to mixér pre barbíny proste.

Čo ma vskutku desí sú mixéry, ktoré revú – mixujeeeeem, mixujeeeeem, mixujeeeeeeeeeem. Tento je celkom tichý, a moja čivava pri rýchloteste nepohla ani obočím, čo je obvykle jej reakcia na rôzne pazvuky. Napríklad na vysávač (taktiež ružový samozrejme) šteká a vrčí. Takže ďalší plusový bod. Takže to máme – 9 bodov za dizajn, bod za zvuk a veľké dva body za dvoch bratov – kuchynského robota a malý ručný mixér v rovnakej farbe.

Keby som bola správna blogerka, tak vám sem hodím recept a dôkaz toho, že som niečo upiekla, ale ja sa o mojej správnosti s nikým hádať nemienim. Som jednoducho len obyčajná priemerná pseudoblogerka, ktorá nepotrebuje nikomu nič dokazovať. A hlavne nie sama sebe. Na krabici sú vyfotené krásne kapkejky, ale k tým sa ja v živote nedostanem. To vám musí momentálne stačiť.

Môžem si gratulovať. Toto je jeden veľký trapas. Neodborná recenzia, ktorá nemá obdoby a navyše o mne viete aj to, že neviem piecť a ani variť.

Od správnej pseudblogerky by sa patrilo ešte popriať niečo milé. Tak teda – dobrú chuť!


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